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Wednesday, November 26, 2003

Is anyone going to watch Bravo's Celebrity Poker Showdown? I can't decide...But watching Ben Affleck do something he seems to know an awful lot about is slightly appealing. It premieres Tues., Dec. 2, if you're interested.

For some reason the Cartoon Network is having an Iron Giant marathon from 7PM Friday to 7PM Saturday (Nov. 28-29).

Hipster Bingo. Fun!

Are these singing Saddam and Bin Laden dolls really that much more "inciteful" than the [retarded] GWBush, Donald Rumsfeld, and Ann Coulter dolls?

A shout out to the annual Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade
I have to say that the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade 2003 site is really cool. They give you a behind the scenes look at how the Kermit balloon is made! Plus check out the movies of the parade history.

TVGuide has a Thanksgiving Special about the Parade, including a Q&A with Al Roker!

Gothamist's Parade entry.

An article about Brett Zweiback, meteorologist in charge of the parade happenings. [NYTimes, via Gothamist]

Balloon inflation and how to attend this night-before event.

Apparently Harvey Firestein will be playing Mrs Claus in the parade, making the Clauses a same-sex couple!! I'll be tuning in to see that!

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Abercrombie & Fitch is pulling its quarterly from store shelves...

Very strange indeed..."The preposterous case of the pink Chihuahua"

I want one!! I want one!!!
FLAVOR FLAV TO LAUNCH TALKING CLOCK
Public Enemy star Flavor Flav has teamed up with clothing label Ecko to produce a talking alarm clock.

The rapper, noted for his love of wearing an oversized clock around his neck, will front a campaign for Legends Flavor Flav Talking Alarm Clock, a timepiece that is a miniature replica of the hip-hop star.

The clock comes complete with hat, sunglasses and Flav's signature clock draped around his neck, which serves as the actual clock.

Fans who buy the alarm clock can be awakened by up to six vocal greeting recorded by the rapper, including "rock that s-- homie," and "fight the power."

Five hundred limited edition versions of the $85 clock are being made in a black and red version.

--This was from the Daily Dish--other good stuff, too, like JLo hacking into Ben's email.

Tuesday, November 25, 2003

Yesterday's Daily Dish has some choice stuff in it: Drew Barrymore, Pam & the Paris sex tape, Ashton, Renee Z & Jack White...

Gothamist excerpts Variety's review of The Simple Life. I cannot wait for this show!!!

Score again with Gothamist as they scoop a new Simpsons episode in which America's favorite family goes to England. Make sure you read the Sun article they link to because there are screen shots of Lisa meeting JK Rowling and Homer in court.

The O.C. from A-Z on E!

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A Shout Out to the 1980s!

E! 80s Quiz.

80s Lyrics Quiz.

A Wickedly Difficult 80s Lyrics Quiz.

The 80s server for everything 80s.

In The 80s... take the TV quiz.

80s Children.

VH1's I Love the 80s and I Love the 80s Strikes Back.

Coloring book pages from your favorite 80s cartoons!

What character from Jem & the Holograms are you?.

The ultimate Goonies site.

The ultimate You Can't Do That on Television site.

Punky's Place.

Who's The Boss? Resource.

Wil Wheaton has a blog.

The Official Corey Feldman site. (Note: The official Corey Haim site is not yet up and running.)

The official Chad Allen site.

The official Alyssa Milano site.

The official Cyndi Lauper site. [via Chris]

Monday, November 24, 2003

Take a tour of Penn's house! [via NetFreakAlert]

How's that saying go? Me thinks thou dost protest too much...Pornography foe arrested on prostitution charge. [via fark]

Ashton gets fired. [via fark]

Things are slow today. I can hardly stand it. My brain isn't up for a shout out today. Sorry.

The FBI is monitoring protesters and rallies for the first time since the 1970s. Why?
  • F.B.I. Scrutinizes Anti-War Rallies
  • Bush's Monitoring of Protests Belies His Stated Support for Free Speech

  • World's only known albino gorilla dies.

    One of the best shows on TV right now: Arrested Development.

    Prince's "Darling Nikki" is making a comeback thanks to... the Foo Fighters?!?

    Ryan Adams forms "super-group" with Evan Dando and Melissa Auf der Maur.

    Carmen Electra is today's Amazon A-List star.

    Friday, November 21, 2003

    Paris Hilton is cancelling all of her promo appearance for The Simple Life...though David Letterman begs her to keep their date.

    See Michael Jackson's mug shot at Gothamist.

    Yesterday's Gawker Stalker contains a big bit about Steven Tyler showing off his digital camera in the subway. Hey, I read the whole thing, so should you.

    Trapped in Food Hell
    Food is hell. These all seem to be about meat, though that was not my intention. If you have any non-meat stories, let me know. You know how to reach me.

    An update on the Asparagus & Urine issue...HowStuffWorks is one of the best websites ever.

    Frontline's report: Modern Meat.

    Three Gothamist links
  • What is The Meatrix?

  • Carnage

  • Stressed out Pigs Make Bad Pork

  • The Meatrix [via Gothamist]

    Eric Schlosser's piece on American slaughterhouses in Mother Jones.

    Meat.org

    Atkins Diet bad for you? Surprise surprise. The Truth About Carbs.

    In Pittsburgh: 530 hepatitis cases linked to Chi-Chi's.

    Cleveland students sick after eating school lunch.

    Fast Food Hell [previously linked to on 11.14].

    Who can forget this? Chicken's Head found in fast food order.

    Baltimore man gets fried mouse in Popeye's chicken.

    Condom found in woman's clam chowder.

    Real eats: Tofu eel loaf.

    Is cloned food safe?

    The Gallery of Regrettable Food may not actually make you sick, but it might make you want to puke anyway.

    Food Safety.

    Eat Well Guide: A list of places where you can get free range meat.

    Simpsons: Lisa the Vegetarian. [Episode image above from Smellin' of Troy: The Ultimate Troy McClure site.]

    And while we're on the subject of TV shows and food...Buffy's Doublemeat Palace.

    Thursday, November 20, 2003

    RollingStone's "Princess Paris". [via Gawker] On a related note, on today's Extra! (the tv show) "celebrity picture takers show us Paris the party girl". Oh I can't wait!! AND this week's issue of USWeekly has an exclusive interview with Paris in which she tells her side of the story. Note to self: Pick this up at Target tonight.

    Speaking of USWeekly, everyone's favorite couture guru, Carson Kressley, will be a regular columnist twice a month. [via Gawker & others]

    Swedes trust IKEA more than government. What??

    Jack-o Timeline.

    Will Ferrell's new movie trailer is online! Yay!! [via Gothamist]


    A shout out to INTERNET SHOPPING!

    It's holiday season, if you need a unique gift idea for a loved one, these are the places to look.

    Suppermaggie: Check out the flowers and scarves.

    Fred Flare: Check out the At Home section.

    Uncommon Goods: check out the record label bags or the jewelry.

    If you are crafty in the least and like to give handmade gifts, then perhaps Crafster or Thrift Deluxe are your places to look.

    Likes crazy stuff? How about Spam flip-flops [via BoingBoing] or Archie McPhee. Or a crazy t-shirt from Y-Que.

    Need a baby gift? Try AnneArchy's baby hoodies, DookieWear's newborn snap bodysuits.

    For the musician in your life, check out SparkleCraft's custom guitar straps.

    Unique jewelry at Naughty Secretary Club.
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    On a related note, the NYTimes Digital Buying Guide is out. And David Pogue reviews digital cameras for under $300 (see chart). AND finally, the Online Shopper discusses "Gift-Thinking" before "Gift-Giving".

    Wednesday, November 19, 2003

    Worshipping at TiVo's shrine. I love my TiVo so much...I would give up lots of things in my daily life before giving up TiVo. Oh my little TiVo!!



    Clash of the Divas: Carson v. Cojo.

    Johnny Depp is People's Sexiest Man Alive 2003. [Gothamist] Unfortunately you have to be a subscriber or an AOL member in order to read People's online content. If I were, then I could know Pam Anderson's thoughts on the Paris Hilton sex tape.

    Even I would have liked to ride the Lord of the Rings subway car in NYC. [Gothamist]

    12 Thanksgiving side dishes from 12 different chefs! [NYTimes]

    Neo-Thanksgiving in the Post.

    How Kennedy's assassination gave birth to TV as we know it.

    Fame's Leroy is dead at 41.

    Real Headline: Fans Camp Out in NY for Spears CD, Critics Unmoved

    AFI's 100 years...100 songs

    Uh, okay, whatever you want to do with your time...

    Homeless gnome update. American children want to adopt the gnomes, but are not able to because the gnomes can't be exported.

    Tuesday, November 18, 2003

    Worth reading: Let It Be...Naked review from the Post.

    Britney's In The Zone review from the NYTimes.

    The kiss that paralyzed the cafeteria.

    And from Animal Watch (PG county) in the Post
    Biting Bat Is Trapped in Toilet

    Camp Springs, Springwood Dr., 5200 block, Oct. 31. A resident was bitten by a black bat, which she then trapped inside a toilet. She called Animal Management to pick up the bat for health testing. An animal control officer removed the bat and took it to a lab. The test results were pending.

    On that note, I hope you are all watching Animal Precinct and/or Animal Cops on Animal Planet.

    BREAKING NEWS
    Cops swarm Neverland Ranch!! [via Fark.com] (I know this is Fox News...sorry.)

    Paris Falls
    Paris Hilton is "embarrassed" and "humiliated". I guess she must finally be sober enough to feel something. Gawker links us to two articles: one on Paris' statement and one from Nerve defending her actions.

    Gothamist's latest on Paris.

    Paris In the Fall [LATimes]

    Fleshbot's "Class Trip To Paris"--an archive of stories .

    For some reason Fox is not pulling Paris and Nicole's show, The Simple Life, despite their news-making abilities (sex tapes, heroin possession). See LowCulture's comments on this issue.
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    Oh for God's sake. Am I going to have to watch this crap? Oh yes I am. [msnbc, via Gawker]

    Good stuff in yesterday's Daily Dish about Britney getting high and Pam & Kid.

    So you'd like to... Be A Hipster Artfag [Amazon, via Gawker]

    Music Notes: Box sets
    News on the Cure and their catalog

    I saw the new Talking Heads box set last night at the record store. It looks awesome!

    Monday, November 17, 2003

    The Oracle of Starbucks [via Timm]
    Behold the Oracle's wisdom:

    Personality type: Hippie

    In addition to being a hippie, you are a hypochondriac health nut. You secretly think that your insistence on only consuming all-natural products is because you're so intelligent and well-informed; it's actually because you're a sucker. You've dabbled in Wicca or other pseudo-religions that attract morons and have changed your sexual orientation a few times this year. You probably live in California. Everyone who drinks venti soy chai should be forced to eat a McDonald's bacon cheeseburger.

    Also drinks: Beverages with lots of marketing that says they're herbal and organic
    Can also be found at: Whole Foods, indoor rock climbing facilities

    Some of this is trus and some of it is not. Damn internet, thinks it knows everything...

    "Heirheads": Why the nouveau riche are the focus of our television attention.

    Who knew they even still MADE Rubik's Cubes??

    To quote Dr. Perry from Scrubs "If they took porn off the internet there would be only one website left and it would be called "Bring Back The Porn"." Yahoo! brings back the porn.

    Listen up Ladies!! "Queer Eye" Team Take on Women Next. [via Gawker]

    FOX has bought the rights to "School of Rock" for TV use.

    Paris Hilton analysis in Gothamist.

    Music Notes
    The Cure will release a box set in January!

    Review of the new Britney album in the NYTimes.

    A Ryan Adams tangent
    Recent articles: CNN interview; PageSix; Canadian Press; Reuters.

    Reviews: Pop Matters; Rolling Stone; Spin; Pitchfork Media.

    I would just like to say that while I support recording artists exploring new directions, this record does not feel like an evolution. In fact, a number of the songs feel like a parody of "rock". Allison Stewart's review in the Post Ryan Adams: So Much Music, So Little to Say points out the just because you are prolific, does not mean you are brilliant. Some artists can get away with such things--Beck comes to mind, but Beck has retained control over the music he makes, releasing records on other labels that fit his needs. Maybe Adams should have jumped the Lost Highway ship instead of being forced to make a record he wasn't ready to make (see Reuters article above). Despite many reports saying Adams was forced to make this record for his label, there is no evidence to this in the recent interviews he is giving. Reading the MTV article, Ryan Adams Becomes 'Plaque On The Teeth Of Alt-Country' With Rock N Roll we are told that Adams "got tired of parading all my thoughts and feelings around for other people's amusement" and made this record in a drunken haze with some friends and then submitted it to the label. The record was made in two weeks, and I think in this case that shows (in contrast, Beck's Odelay was also made in two weeks, but you would never know that by listening to it). The stuff he recorded before Rock N Roll is being released on two EP's which Adams is apparently refusing to promote at all. Hmmm. Maybe Adams wants to change his tune, maybe he loves the Strokes so much he wants to join their band, or maybe he's really unhappy. (I'm going with the latter.) So just because the records label loves it, doesn't mean I have to and it sure as hell doesn't mean it is a good idea to charge studio time to your credit card, get drunk with your friends, and commit the crap you play to tape. Just my two cents.

    And just to add to the Ryan Adams-fest: Did he and Parker Posey have sex during their interview for Interview magazine? [NY Daily News, via Gawker]
    The nude journalism?

    Is Parker Posey giving new meaning to the term, "probing interview" - maybe even launching a trend in celebrity journalism?

    That's my guess after reading her dialogue with alt-country star Ryan Adams in the upcoming issue of Interview magazine. Toward the end of their Q&A, there appears to be some commotion involving the tape recorder - which stops at points - and lots of giggling.

    "I'm a little hungry, and I need some stimulus," Adams tells Posey. "I've already done all the dirty things I could do today: I had some sex, then I smoked a couple of cigarettes, I had coffee and now I'm done. [Both laugh, fumbling with the tape recorder.] Don't rewind that! It's okay to say that people have sex in this world!"

    So did interviewer and subject do just that in the middle of their conversation?

    "I don't know," Interview editor Ingrid Sischy told me, "but I would guess that it happens at least once in every issue."

    Oh, by the way, Adams is Posey's boyfriend.

    Friday, November 14, 2003

    Did anyone watch the PrimeTime Live interview with Britney last night? I failed to TiVo it and now I want to watch her cry. Let me know if you have it.

    TV Viewers Find TiVo Addictive...I completely fall into this group. I look forward to the commercials so I can zap through them; is that weird? [via Colleen]

    Paris Hilton Sex Tape TRANSCRIPT!! [via Gothamist]

    Great Moments in Playboy history.

    As a side note here, I would like to note that I CANNOT wait for the SonyEricsson Z600 phone to come out. Read MobileBurn's review.

    Music Notes
    American Music Awards Gift Baskets Valued at $31K. I want one.

    Kindercore Records in dead. Sigh.

    A new Punk box set that will surely be on everyone's x-mas lists. Buy it now.

    Neko Case interview on Tinymixtapes.

    Political Notes
    Norman Lear's new project, Declare Yourself, sounds cool. I hope it will get people to vote.

    Did anyone catch Nightline about the PuppetMaster (aka Dick Cheney)? There's a Newsweek article about him that is eye-opening. The Nightline report made note that he may be used as a scapegoat in the next election as to why the War is failing. Also, Maureen Dowd has an op-ed in the NYTimes about the Cheney article. Also, checkout Frontline's "The War Behind Closed Doors" website which has all sorts of tasty tidbits on the decision to go to War with [?] Iraq.

    A Shout Out to CUBA
    Anyone want to go to Cuba? The NYTimes featured this island country in its Travel section this week.

    Cuban Ministry of Tourism.

    An op-ed by Arthur Frommer in the SF Chronicle on travel sanctions to Cuba.

    The "official" website of Cuba. My favorite part: "Cuba has no plants or animals that are lethal to humans."

    CIA World Factbook entry on the Forbidden Land.

    Cuba: from the CNN Cold War series.

    There is an effort to rebuild the Jewish Community in Cuba. Read about the history of Cuban Jews here.

    Support Intellectual Freedom in Cuba. Help the Friends of Cuban Libraries.

    The Wim Wenders documentary that started the Cuban music craze: Buena Vista Social Club.

    Celia Cruz: The Queen of Salsa.

    No one loved Cuba more than Ernest Hemingway. There is a project to save his Cuban home and the things in it.

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    WEIRD FOOD RELATED ITEMS UPDATE
    Fast Food workers horror stories. [via LowCulture]

    This is a really funny article about one woman's obsession with Jeff B. Cohen, "Chunk" from Goonies: Stalking Chunk. [Salon, via LowCulture]

    Thursday, November 13, 2003

    How cool would this be? Al Franken says he's considering a move back to MN to run against Norm Coleman. BRING IT ON!!!

    I was going to switch my cell phone service to T-Mobile, but now Sprint is offering TV service. I may have to stick with them. Uh oh.

    Note to Melissa Auf der Maur: I'm more interested in the Black Sabbath covers than the new record.

    And if you like the concept of the music collective, this bit's for you.

    Goonies Sequel!!

    MTV's artist feature on Britney featuring a bizarre yet boring 3 page interview in which she refers to Justin as "the person".

    A Shout Out to WEIRD FOOD RELATED ITEMS
    Comments on an article about the eating habits of TV characters. [Gothamist]

    See what happens when you send your food back in a restaurant?

    Naked Sushi: what else is there to say?
    "Bonzai patrons pay a $5 cover charge, buy a drink and pick their way through salmon, ahi tuna, eel and California rolls. Seven models work in half-hour shifts."


    Sushi & other crocheted food items by artist/chef Clare Crespo. [getcrafty]


    She also makes real food look like other things--for instance, potatos into sandals.

    Meet the Dayalets.

    An article on food sculptor Saxton Freymann and author Joost Elffers.

    Cooking with Rockstars.

    Vegetarian and vegan cooking at the Post Punk Kitchen.

    Modern cooking with attitude at Break Eggs.

    The World's Loudest Belcher looks like this.

    Cupcake update
    LowCulture updates us on cupcake curiosities.

    Please notice the crocheted cupcake from the Curiosityguild is only $20.

    Here's how to crochet a cupcake incase you (or someone you know) wants to make one.

    As a sidebar, here are the cupcake panties Jessica Simpson is sporting on the cover of Rolling Stone. P.S. What's with the Swiffer??

    Buy a Captain Cupcake t-shirt or other Hostess related items at Twinkie Shop.

    FamilyFun has lots of cool & fun cupcake decorating ideas--like this [inappropriate] tepee cupcake that you could make for Thanksgiving. And if you see these penguin cupcakes at a party in the near future, don't blame me.

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    Literary Note
    New Haruki Murakami story up on the New Yorker site.

    Wednesday, November 12, 2003

    Afternoon Update
    Check out the Cat Town Dance episode. I don't know why I thought this was so insanely funny. But I did.

    A Shout Out to the Earworm
    You know that song that gets stuck in your head? According to scientists, that's an earworm.

    From WebMD. No treatments listed.

    If you suffer, you can call this hotline for a new song.

    My List, in no particular order:
  • Elton John seems to be a favorite earworm for me. It's either Rocket Man or Tiny Dancer [Is hearing Tiny Dancer as you wake up the best way to start the day or what?]

  • Ryan Adams Call Me On Your Way Back Home

  • Any song by The New Pornographers especially Breakin' The Law or Testament To Youth In Verse

  • Outkast (Andre 3000) Hey Ya!

  • Junior Senior Shake Your Coconuts

  • Any song by Laurie Berkner especially Fruit Salad Salsa or Victor Vito

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    Bizarre ads in the UK. There;s a link at the top of the article to see all the ads. [Guardian, via Chris]

    Ever wonder what Christian Slater has been up to? Well, apparently his wife has been beating the crap out of him..."accidentally." [Yahoo!]

    The Johnny Cash Memorial Tribute: A Celebration Of Friends And Family will be broadcast this Saturday night (Nov. 15) at 8 p.m. ET on Country Music Television (CMT). Watch it!

    Britney's producing a TV movie for ABC Family.

    LowCulture compares Elf to other films in the Favreau canon.

    Speaking of Elf, Zooey Deschanel in TVGuide. [via Colleen]

    Paris Hilton sex tape news. I am fascinated by this. [New York Observer, via Gawker]

    And just some stright up Paris Hilton news. [A&F, via Gawker]

    New Yorker's favorite desserts and where you can eat them. [NY Daily News, via Gothamist]

    Political note of the day
    Oppose Special Legal Immunity for the Gun Industry (ActForChange)

    Monday, November 10, 2003

    I hope you all went to see Elf this weekend because it was the best movie EVER.

    McDonald's doesn't like "McJob" definition. [cnn.com]

    Here's text of Al Gore's speech on Freedom and Security given this weekend. The event was sponsored by MoveOn.org and the American Constitution Society. (You can also stream it.)

    From the Post: " ABC has signed a deal with professional dimwit Jessica Simpson to have her star in a sitcom."

    R.E.M. in the NYTimes.

    Read this article about Tim Burton.

    The Partridge Family is coming back!!

    Fleshbot is now online! AND they have stills from the Paris Hilton sex tape. This site is definitely worth checking out, but maybe not if you're at work...perhaps from the comfort of your own home??

    Shout out to ELVIS MITCHELL


    --Photo by Elaine Criscion


    Mitchell is a film reviewer for the New York Times. He is the BEST movie reviewer of all time. No joke. His reviews often read like poetry. LOVE HIM.
    "Ms. Hudson has to riffle through her bag of tricks -- that sleepy, slightly stoned squint, as if she's trying to peer through the fog and find the truth -- because Emma is not a character, she's a hand-me-down comic foil, a peanut butter cookie that will eventually crumble as she's dunked into a steaming cup of love. --from the review of "Alex and Emma"

    The NYTimes archives of Mitchell reviews.

    LowCulture writes about the "King of Geeks".

    An interview from PBS Frontline.

    Faculty bio from Harvard.

    Mitchell on NPR--he's the Weekend Edition film critic.

    He also has a radio show, "The Treatment," on which he talks with "the most influential and innovative forces creating movies and popular art and entertainment." You can listen to streams of the show!

    Mitchell is a serious record collector; read about it in PhiladelphiaWeekly.

    Friday, November 07, 2003

    Amazon's holiday a-list celebrity is WILL FERRELL today !!

    A Shout Out to ASPARAGUS
    Everything you've always wanted to know about asparagus (and more) from the Michigan Asparagus Advisory Board

    The health benefits of eating asparagus.

    The Stockton, CA annual asparagus festival.

    How to make your own White Asparagus bed.

    The BIG Question: Asparagus & Pee.

    Asparagus items on ebay. Who knew??

    I'm not giving you links to any asparaus recipes because you all are smart and can find those on your own.

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    What are we, 12? Christina Aguilera and Pink ban each other from parties.

    "Putting the "ho" in "hotel" (Sarah Weinman): Paris Hilton's sex tape. Gawker.com is so on top of this story.

    These people are going to live in their RV. Weird.

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    A Serious Note
    A really imortant article on Shoshanna Johnson, Jessica Lynch, and the Army.

    Thursday, November 06, 2003

    Even though I hate games...

    A Shout Out to SCRABBLE
    Watch the highlights of the World Scrabble Championships on ESPN Nov. 9 at 3:30 p.m. ET. It will be hosted by Stefan Fatsis, author of the excellent book, Word Freak.

    USA Today article

    The Scrabble website.

    National Scrabble Association

    Scrabylon: the documentary.

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    Encyclopedia Brown turns 40!!! (from EW). I LOVED these books as a kid.
    This year marks the 40th birthday of the most famous 10-year-old crime solver. Encyclopedia Brown, ''America's Sherlock Holmes in sneakers,'' has been solving head-scratchers in Idaville since 1963, and he's at it again this month in his 23rd book, ''Encyclopedia Brown and the Case of the Jumping Frogs'' (Delacorte, $14.95). And here's a twist you didn't expect: Encyclopedia's creator, Donald J. Sobol, isn't a front for a brain trust of writers, à la the Hardy Boys' ''Franklin W. Dixon'' or Nancy Drew's ''Carolyn Keene.''

    All the books were written by Sobol, 79, a former newspaperman from the Bronx now living in southern Florida. ''I don't sit down at a typewriter and say 'I'm gonna write a story today' and dream it up,'' explains Sobol, whose ''Jumping Frogs'' cases are as tough to crack as ever. ''I look at my card file, and I'm constantly reading for background material.''

    But Sobol doesn't read mysteries! ''What I don't want to do is take somebody else's idea,'' he says. ''That's a trap in mystery writing.'' Like many of his young fans, he prefers short stories. ''I started reading Harry Potter and I thought it was good, but something came up and I forgot it,'' says the author of roughly 300 Encyclopedia Brown cases. ''Pretty soon I'll pick up a Harry Potter again. But not the 700-page one. I don't know how she does it!''


    Entertainment Tonight’s feature on Jessica Simpson.

    Also, on Sunday, Nov. 9th at 10 ET you should watch the Britney Spears: Behind the Music on VH-1. Do it in secret if you have to. [This website I pointed you to has all sorts of goodies, like video of Britney talking about “the kiss”.]

    Wednesday, November 05, 2003

    ELF HELP
    The Will Ferrell interview by Brian Hiatt from Entertainment Weekly (if you're a subscriber, you can look at it, but if not, you'll have to live with this reprint.) [via Colleen--THANKS!]


    In Nov. 7's ''Elf,'' Will Ferrell gets one of his biggest laughs just by picking up a phone. Ferrell's Buddy, a human raised by Santa's elves, thinks answering etiquette dictates yelling, ''Buddy the Elf, what's your favorite color?'' That sweetly unhinged quality, always evident in Ferrell's too-bright blue eyes, is making the ''SNL'' alum an unlikely A-list leading man (also thanks to his occasionally nude performance in the $75 million-grossing ''Old School''). The actor -- whose many upcoming roles include playing Darrin to Nicole Kidman's Samantha in Nora Ephron's ''Bewitched'' remake -- shared Buddy's womanizing tips and other elfin info with EW.com.

    What kind of changes did you ask for before agreeing to star in ''Elf''?
    I knew it would be a family movie, but I wanted to make sure it didn't take itself too seriously. We tried to focus on the way this guy would view New York City, because he has no preconceived notions. He's like a kid, how they say things like: [in obnoxious voice] ''Why is that man so fat?'' They just spit it out. He has those instincts, so we tried to come up with things like, if Buddy sees a sign that says ''World's best cup of coffee,'' he takes it literally. Or one of the images I thought of is he would see the revolving door of an office building and think, God, that looks like fun. Why isn't anyone else doing it?

    Was Tom Hanks' performance in ''Big'' a touchstone for this movie?
    It absolutely was. In talking to [writer] David Berenbaum last night, he also said it was in his head. We always talked about making a movie close to or reminiscent of a movie like ''Big,'' where it's funny and touching in a way that's real and not too sappy. That was exactly the specific movie we'd reference.

    As in ''Big,'' the childlike lead gets a beautiful woman. Aren't you giving men unreasonable optimism by showing a man like Buddy getting a woman like Zooey Deschanel?
    No, I don't think so. If you're earnest and honest with your intentions, men would have a higher success ratio. There will probably be a book out called ''The Buddy Dating Technique.'' [laughs]

    Like: Ask out a girl by saying: ''Wanna go eat food?''
    Exactly. You've got to keep it simple.

    The scene where Buddy tests the jack-in-the-boxes looks like it's one long take. Did that require a lot of tries?
    No, but we just kept doing it. [Director Jon Favreau] kept saying, ''We've got it, but I just love watching it, so keep doing it.'' It was fun because they had normal ones and the one at the end -- the one that doesn't pop out on time -- was actually radio-controlled. So I was literally surprised every single time [laughs].

    Are you as fearless as you seem?
    For the most part, I don't have too many fears. It's like: Why am I even doing it if I'm not going to enjoy it and just go for it? And that manifests itself in different ways. That can mean anything from streaking in a movie [laughs] to running around in tights to being exuberantly joyful. That's a big part of what I think works well in comedy: seeing someone completely commit to a character. That's why Chris Farley was so infectious. He never held back. I try to adhere to the same principles.

    You have your first dramatic role coming up in ''Winter Passing.'' What's that been like?
    I play a bit of a lost soul who's found a home with a retired literary professor, played by Ed Harris. He has these two people who live in the house and take care of him and each other. And I'm a guy who's formerly from a Christian rock band [laughs]. I'm also doing a Woody Allen movie now, which is [dramatic] as well, even though it's a comedy. It's fun watching Woody work. He really does come up with these great lines, and he just wants you to be yourself. He's more about capturing honest human behavior than [focusing on the script]. He wants it to be as if the camera's not there.

    Do current events ever make you wish you had the chance to do George Bush again?
    The one key thing was when he landed on the aircraft carrier in the flight suit. If I was still on ''SNL'' at the time, I'd have had a flight suit on from that point on. I think the show should do that: To this day, just have Bush in his flight suit.

    Will Ferrell: Man In Tights [via Colleen].

    "I just went to a Sex Pistols concert Saturday night and this group of skinheads came up, grabbed me, and said 'Hey, we love your show!'" -Mischa Barton of the new Fox series The O.C. in Elle Girl [via BUST] Can I just mention here how I luv this show!!

    Can you be a pornstar? Yes. Yes you can.

    Ira Glass (This American Life) interview in the Onion AV Club this week.

    Devo news. It is actually them singing in that Swiffer commercial.

    Duh. Video games are addicting.

    You know what else is addicting? Cupcakes.

    A Shout Out to CUPCAKES
    Cupcakes: the new cake. Plus, a review of NYC cupcakes, and where to buy them.

    In DC, check out Warren Brown's CakeLove & LoveCafe.

    Search "cupcake" on ebay.

    I'm too sexy for my cupcake: pastry chef Pierre Herme, launches his "2003 Autumn-Winter Collection" of cupcakes.

    The Cupcake Cafe cookbook, and the Magnolia Bakery cookbook from Amazon.

    Cupcake recipes from Epicurious.

    Naughty cupcake molds.

    And to balance out the last item: Bible cupcakes.

    Tuesday, November 04, 2003

    I need a dose of calm the fuck down pills because of this. I am so getting one. Tomorrow. Or even today. [Okay, not really. NEVER buy a dog off the internet. But I would KILL for a tiny tiny dog.]

    You need sound for this. That's all I'm saying.


    A Shout out to WILL FERRELL
    Q&A with from E!

    From Sunday's Washington Post.

    USA Today.

    The 352nd Harvard Commencement Class Day Speech.

    Go ahead, buy the "Best of Will Ferrell" DVD. You know you want it.

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    Amazon's Holiday A-list featuring Jack Black.

    TV Can Be Effective Sex Educator. Read the abstract here.

    Who would have thunk the Nation would luv Will & Grace? [via Colleen]

    Is it safe to eat a cloned animal??

    Review: Junior Senior!!

    Top 10 High School Movies.

    Adrian Zmed. 'Nuf said.

    A quick nod to DAVID SEDARIS
    David Sedaris' recommended reads.

    Onion AV Club interview.

    Monday, November 03, 2003

    Old news...is good news
    Abducted gnomes are homeless in France. I could adopt a few...

    Roy update.

    Next time you're in NYC, eat one of Amy Sedaris' cupcakes at Joe. See this story from Gothamist.com.

    The profile on Tina Fey from the New Yorker. And check out the story on the creative process behind SNL in the archive.

    Pam Anderson thinks she's only going to live another 10 years. Damn diseases.

    Bennifer. Still interesting? Nope.

    It's happening...IT'S HAPPENING!! Monkey terrorists!! At least they're not robots, too.

    From the Center for Science in the Public Interest: Fresh Mex is so bad for you. Absolutely unbelievable. Read the whole thing here.

    Chris posted this the other day, but for those of you who missed it...one of the most bizarre stories I have ever read. Note to self: NEVER go on vacation.

    Who can't wait to see "Elf"? ME ME ME!!! So until this weekend, tide yourself over with the Will Ferrel interview from the Onion's A.V. Club. AND if you go the movie website, you can get a screensaver, wallpaper, etc. DO IT NOW!!!!

    More girls need to take charge like this. Way to go! [Not that I condone violence or anything.]

    And the winner of the World Beard & Moustache Championship is....

    Real life School of Rock
    [ed.-if you don't have a login use "opensesame" as both the username and the password]

    "Mommy, this is nasty." My obsession continues with Ms. Spears.

    Cooter's Place is closing at the end of November, so get there while you can!